It was all going too well. After the wind and rain on Saturday we noticed a damp patch on the carpet in the bedroom. Baffled as to from whence it came we kept an eye on it, by Sunday it was obvious that a problem was developing. In fact the carpet was decidedly squelchy.
There was one obvious source for this unexplained inundation and so it was a case of lift the mattress and examine the calorifier, which lurks below the bed. Ah, now we knew.
So here we sit, awaiting the arrival of a horribly expensive new calorifier. Needless to say the one we have fitted is no longer available so modifications are required to the surrounding woodwork.
Quiet sobs are in order at this point.
B.o.a.t? It's an acronym for Bring Out Another Thousand.
Watch this space...........